I wanna start a fight!

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I got a brand new attitude
And I’m gonna wear it tonight
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight

Ever have one of those days where you wake up feeling tired and grumpy and each and every little insignificant thing  morphs into a massive soul-destroying catastrophe.

And you wanna start a fight?

Things like…

listening to your husband’s snoring all night, every night

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having to stay inside and work on a long-awaited gorgeous summer day

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going into your bathroom and finding no toilet paper, the toilet seat up, your husband’s nail clippings on each and every surface of your bathroom, except in the toilet or garbage and wet stinky towels on the floor

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the way the dog moans and whines and looks at you even after you’ve fed him and he’s done his business outside

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discovering you have no coffee beans or milk in the morning and your usual routine includes 2 triple shot lattes

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learning that your daughter has been so busy working her four puny 6-hour shifts a week that she hasn’t had time to sort out a couple minor administrative matters that will allow her to graduate from university with good marks

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So you send the 5 second email on her behalf and are then livid with yourself for cleaning up her mess. Again!

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that critically acclaimed, multiple award-winning book you’re reading sucks swampgas – a technical term my kids use

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And you have a unwanted, unwelcome birthday coming up just around the corner, which everyone in your family will probably forget anyways

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Okay, so I had one of those days yesterday and rather than yell or kick the dog or hit my husband over the head, I decided to do something positive –  I decided to meditate. Yep, that’s right. I have officially gone over to that weird side – the one where the hippies (like my daughter) and the lazy dropouts (her friends) hang out

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as well as movie stars like Hugh Jackman and Clint Eastwood, celebrities like Oprah Winfrey and Jerry Seinfeld and CEO’s like Arianna Huffington and Larry Ellison.

So this Terrible Awful Mother decided to do it – I mean there must be something to it if it`s good enough for all those folks. I should mention I have been attempting to meditate on a somewhat regular basis. But some days I don’t can’t find the time and some days I try but I can’t keep physically still, let alone focus my mind. Recently I’ve been working through Oprah & Deepak’s 21 day meditation experience called  Getting Unstuck: Creating a Limitless Life! Sounds good right? – I figure I could use getting unstuck and a limitless life sounds pretty darn amazing.

So yesterday I was determined to do it. I went into my office, closed the door and clicked on the guided meditation.

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I sat comfortably in my chair, listened intently to the discussion, got into the zone and repeated the mantra when…

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my husband, the Original Obnoxious One, kicked in the door, yelled howdy and shocked me right out of hard-fought focus

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And started to laugh uncontrollably and loudly. For a very long time.

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My response ?

Na na na na na na na, I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na, I wanna start a fight

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I hadn’t told the Original Obnoxious One about my meditation attempts because I knew this would be his reaction. And that he’d intentionally bother me during crucial zen moments. He just wouldn’t be able to help himself.

And he couldn’t. But as for me?

So what?
I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t need you

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Yep, meditation works wonders for me! How ’bout you?

Really!

Song lyrics courtesy So What by Pink

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